1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,887 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,564 Clackity Clackity Clackity 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪ 6 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,536 This is imperial Rome. 7 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,996 Here the emperor Julius Caesar ruled 8 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,498 until that infamous day 9 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:43,085 when he was summoned to the senate. 10 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,211 Hiya, fellas. 11 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:47,422 You guys want to see me about something? 12 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,342 Whack whack whack 13 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,762 Yeah, we're tired of you being emperor. 14 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,973 I wanna be emperor for a while. 15 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,975 Et tu, Brute? 16 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,477 Don't hand me that Shakespeare jazz. 17 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,980 You're washed-up, big Julie. 18 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:05,983 Yipe! 19 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,777 Sorry, but that's politics. 20 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,155 No use running, big Julie. 21 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,491 We got the empire surrounded. 22 00:01:16,325 --> 00:01:19,913 I knew I should've never crossed the Rubicon. 23 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,709 Quick, get me Touché Turtle! 24 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:30,965 Duh, look Touché, a man about to jump off the Brooklyn bridge. 25 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,926 Gee, that's funny, Dum Dum. 26 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,596 [Dum Dum] What's so funny about jumpin' off the Brooklyn bridge? 27 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,098 Because we happen to be in Lansing Michigan. 28 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,057 Oh. 29 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,976 But Lansing, Michigan or Brooklyn 30 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,269 he must be saved. 31 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,106 [Touché] Don't do it! Wait! 32 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,941 You have everything to live for! 33 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,945 Think of your family and friends. 34 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,656 Hey, you got somethin' there. 35 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,575 Here, you take this rock. 36 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,993 I'm goin' home. 37 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,711 Hey, Touché, you better catch the phone. 38 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:08,962 Hello? 39 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,964 Oh, hi, Julius. 40 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,633 What's the problem? 41 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,050 No kidding. 42 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,596 Hold tight. I'll be right over. Bye. 43 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,139 Let's go, Dum Dum. 44 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,350 Touché away! 45 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,022 Touché away! 46 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:33,779 Is this the fellow who's been givin' 47 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,238 you all the trouble, Julius? 48 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,699 Yeah, that's him. Brutus! 49 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,578 Boy, would I hate to be in his sandals with Touché around. 50 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:46,917 Okay, Brutus, I want you on the next chariot out of town. Oop! 51 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:51,963 Sorry, pal, but chariots make me carsick. 52 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,008 You know, the trouble with you is you're too keyed up. 53 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,971 Now, run along. 54 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,357 Oh, you asked for this, Brutus. 55 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,692 En garde! 56 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,819 Touché, Touché. 57 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,863 Oh, dear. Uh, be right back. 58 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,450 And Touché to you too. 59 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,370 Uh, be right back. 60 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,538 Okay, let's start. 61 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,208 Be right back again. 62 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,377 Okay, en garde again. 63 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,169 Hold it a minute! 64 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,549 Take this! 65 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,804 Guess he's the hard-headed type. 66 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,974 Duh, he got you mad this time, huh, Touché? 67 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:47,144 Not only that, but I'm getting sore too. 68 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,731 Okay, Brutus, defend yourself. 69 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,024 Anything to oblige. 70 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,616 That was a beautiful defensive maneuver. 71 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,826 Ooh! 72 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,204 I warned you, Brutus. 73 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,499 Now you'll taste the fury of an angry Touché. 74 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,297 This is how the pole vault was invented. 75 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:19,009 Gee, Touché, you're taking a long time 76 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,844 to teach Brutus a lesson. 77 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,263 Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. 78 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,851 Only one way to settle this emperor business, fellas. 79 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,562 - How? - Yeah, how Touché? 80 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,813 Very simple. 81 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,399 Until cooler heads can prevail 82 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,652 I Touché Caesar will be emperor. 83 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:41,113 Duh, hey, Touché, here comes a bunch of senators 84 00:04:41,238 --> 00:04:42,199 looking for the emperor. 85 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,451 Down with the emperor! 86 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,495 Throw him out this time! 87 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,538 - Boo! Boo! - Throw him! 88 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,625 Say, that's me. 89 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,005 I got a feeling this will be the shortest reign in history. 90 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,508 Touché away!